Corpirate T-shirt

Corpirate

If you suffer from any of the following symptions, it's possible you have become sucked in by corporate America, and should seek help immediately:

You have physical and/or mental illnesses such as stomachaches, headaches, frequent crying (and fighting back tears at work), feelings of dread every Sunday evening or sleeplessness.
You continuously describe your job negatively to friends, family and others.
Your energy is spent just surviving at work, and there is no joy.
You spend all of your free time raping and pillaging.