BARGAIN BIN (aka. cheap shirts)

It's time to clean the basement and make room for new stuff - so we're selling these tees for a measley $9.99! We won't be making any more of these once they're gone, and sizes are limited, so grab the cheap stuff now before it's too late and they're never to be seen again, except on your best friend, who bought one of the last ones and just seeing them wear it makes you jealous and wish you had bought one when you had the chance.